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HEY CHECK OUT MY DOG GOKU

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GUESS WHO’S GOT SEVERE GUM DISEASE!!!

I know ebeg posts fucking blow and I hate having to make this but this is so important. Shit ass Banfield (PetSmart) vet said not to worry about it a few months back, and I was dumb enough to trust them, but it just got worse without any of us knowing. We got him to the vet a few days ago, the only place we could get an appointment was the Petco vet, nowhere else in the whole city could take new patients for weeks and I called dozens of places. I thought that he had a cavity but the vet told us he has some pretty nasty gum disease due to a tooth he’d injured as a puppy that never healed right. Unfortunately it’s more dangerous than a cavity. Thank god he got prescribed some antibiotics and painkillers but they cost hundreds, which alongside the vet appointment itself and two cans of wet food daily because he won’t eat kibble, adds up FAST. We’re probably about $500 into this thing and it’s only the beginning. He has a follow up evaluation after this course of antibiotics and the vet says they’ll most likely have to schedule surgery, which means intubation, anesthesia, and quadruple digit prices. I have shit credit and couldn’t get a loan for this if I tried. It’s between saving our dog from permanent damage and potentially death and paying rent this month, and even then we might not be able to afford the surgery. Okay, enough doom and gloom and misery, look at his silly face again.

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So if you can spare anything, and I mean ANYTHING, please please please PLEASE donate through my Kofi or PayPaI or cáshapp ($pm0801) it will go such a long long long long way… Please rb this too. I’m begging you. Thank you.

girlfoxcock:

cosmicpaladintaka:

girlfoxcock:

so on june 22nd, 2020, my friends and i were joking about winston stealing money and I made a joke about “overwatch coins”

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and now……………… apparently overwatch coins are a thing in overwatch 2??????

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I said that because “overwatch coins” is dumb as hell. what the fuck is happening. why did i manifest this

Can you manifest me a 12 foot tall furry dragoness GF who loves short kings next? It’s also important that she thinks gaming peaked in 2007, and loves the great outdoors as much as U do. Ideally her size renders her unable to fit inside the cabin of my pickup truck, and she may or may not exceed the payload capacity of the bed at 1500 pounds, I don’t mind.

u ok?

mattibee:

dwagon 👇

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columboscreens:

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wizardshark:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

shiftythrifting:

funniest shirt ive ever seen… of course i bought it

alcoholicanarchist:

alcoholicanarchist:

that photo of hunter s. thompson shooting his typewriter is such a mood

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r0zeclawz:

mousegirlheart:

r0zeclawz:

did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it

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thats photoshooped

zicko:

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time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

blluish:

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olbasoil:

i would try human meat if there were no repercussions and i would fuck my clone and i would do any of the weird philosophical shit you guys put in your polls. im a real go-getter in this sense